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Remember Charles Darwin?? Rumor is he has a daughter, or maybe a grand daughter...it's sort of unclear. Anyway, her name was Etty......Aunt Etty. So it's sort of un clear, like I said, but pretty much she'd go out scavaging the woods in search of fungi that look like weiners. Once she had a 'basket full of weiners', she would burn them in secrecy.......some sources say she did it to protect the purety of her maids but who really knows. Maybe she was a Man eater
all I know is nelly furtado said it best::::